So, this poor little fucker called me and wanted to have phone sex. I asked how big his dick was, you know, to get the mood going and when he answered that it was two inches long when in full erection, I laughed so hard my sweet little pussy started hurting. Poor little dick, rather than fucker hahahah! I told him my tampon had a better chance giving me an orgasm than his teeny tiny little dick. At least I’d feel the tampon when inside me. This sad fuck started crying and hung up.
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